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welcome to my blog
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
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Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
yes but today is not that day
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will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks
and all you do is think of going home and getting on Tumblr.
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OK HERE WE GO:
So this morning, I opened this birthday card thinking ooh dayum, look at dat hiddles, mother you have good taste in cards…
I opened the card, however, and lost all ability to talk.
It wasn’t from my Mum.
Turns out my mum wrote to him with this blank card and he wrote it for me!
I am so overwhelmed and grateful and oh my crumpets I cannot even…
Thank you, Tom, you wonderful person, you made my day an incredibly special one!
An antagonist is the protagonist in their own world
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